Legal Disclaimer & Terms of Use

🚨 IMPORTANT: This is a Satirical Project

This website is a parody and satirical project created for entertainment purposes. We are NOT affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Ryanair Holdings plc in any way.

1. No Affiliation with Ryanair

This website and its operators have no relationship, partnership, or affiliationwith Ryanair Holdings plc, Ryanair DAC, or any of their subsidiaries or affiliates.

"Ryanair" is a registered trademark of Ryanair Holdings plc. All trademarks, service marks, and trade names referenced on this site are the property of their respective owners.

Any use of the Ryanair name or references is for satirical, parody, and commentary purposes only.

2. User-Generated Content

All reviews, experiences, and opinions shared on this platform are submitted by usersand represent their personal experiences and viewpoints.

We do not verify, endorse, guarantee the accuracy of, or take responsibility for any user-submitted content. Users are solely responsible for their submissions.

By submitting content, users represent that they have the right to share such content and understand it will be publicly displayed on this satirical platform.

3. Purpose and Intent

This website serves as:

  • A satirical platform for sharing travel experiences
  • A parody project commenting on airline customer service
  • An entertainment venue for humorous takes on air travel
  • A review platform for genuine passenger experiences

Content is intended for informational and entertainment purposes only.

4. Satirical Commentary & Opinion

This website operates as a platform for satirical commentary, opinion, and criticismabout airline customer experiences and industry practices.

All content represents opinions, parody, and satirical commentary rather than factual claims about any specific airline's operations or policies.

We operate within applicable laws regarding freedom of expression, criticism, and satirical commentary.

5. Limitation of Liability

The operators of this website:

  • Make no warranties about the accuracy of user-generated content
  • Are not responsible for any decisions made based on content found here
  • Disclaim all liability for damages arising from use of this website

6. Content Moderation

We reserve the right to moderate, edit, or remove content at our discretion to maintain the quality and purpose of this satirical platform. However, we will generally preserve content that constitutes protected opinion, commentary, or satirical expression.