Privacy Policy

We respect your privacy and are committed to protecting your personal information. This privacy policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your data.

1. Information We Collect

When you submit a review:

  • Your name (optional - you can review anonymously)
  • Your review content and experience
  • Timestamp of submission

Third-party services:

  • Our hosting provider may collect basic analytics and usage statistics
  • We use secure database services to store the review data you submit

2. How We Use Your Information

  • Display your reviews publicly on the website
  • Create the content and purpose of this satirical platform

3. Data Storage and Security

Your data is stored securely:

  • Encrypted data transmission (HTTPS)
  • Secure database hosting by our service provider

4. Public Nature of Reviews

Important: All reviews submitted to this platform are publicly visible and may be indexed by search engines. By submitting a review, you consent to its public display.

If you choose to include your name, it will be displayed publicly with your review. You can always submit reviews anonymously.

5. Cookies

This website may use cookies set by our hosting provider for analytics and performance monitoring. These cookies help track basic usage statistics and technical information.

You can disable cookies in your browser settings if you prefer not to be tracked.

6. Data Retention

Reviews are stored indefinitely as they form the core content of the website. Reviews become part of the public record of passenger experiences.